God yeahahhh

Dear god,

Last night I Made a woman pregnant. I did this by inserting my penis in this girls vagina. It made me think of you! Remember the night that we spend together, just you and me. You were tikkeling my genitials with your beard (hihi). Anyway enough of the past, let's look foreward.

When Can I see you again?

Wil you touch me again like you did that time when we maked love?

Why did you make me so hot, it is blessing and a curse at the same time

Will I make my finals?

Can I get a cheeseburger?

Do you know where I left my keys?

Do you know how much 4+9 is?

Yours Faithfully,

Kaj and Brandon